Last week, I made a goal to post a story every Monday. Last Monday I posted my story about killing a snake. This week, I am going to start my series of the worst dates I have ever been on (which i think there are about four).
So here it goes: Bad date #1
Title: Work Date Disaster
I used to work at Olive Garden, and I met many many characters. I loved the people I worked with, but just to paint the picture of activity that went on there...the majority of the cooks told me that they were high off drugs, at one time all the waitresses were pregnant at the same time except for 3 and I was one of the three, it sometimes seemed like I was witnessing the show Real World in Olive Garden.
Well I guess that information has little do to with the story, I just wanted to give you a background, that the guys and girls there were very outgoing and very "out-of-the-box".
Anyways, I was working one day and this cocky red-headed guy transfered into our location. He wasn't bad looking but very conceited, which he translated as confidence. Well he flirted with all the girls at work and he started saying little comments here and there to me, but I really wasn't amused. So he asked me why I wasn't given he any notice, but I just told him, I don't even know him. So he was like well how about we hang out and you can get to know me...I said that was fine, but only hang out as friends.... This is a very important part of the story. I emphasized over and over that I would grab dinner with him after work, but only on a friend basis.
So, he said, "Well I heard of this restaurant I have been wanting to try, but its a little fancier, Is that ok?". I said I didn't care and I dressed up a little. He said he would pick me up on the way and I said that is fine, but I just want to make sure you understand, this is not a date. This is going to get annoying how many times I emphasize that, but I literally explained that we are two friends hanging out and nothing more....ok back to the story.
So he picks me up and everything, and immediately he starts boasting about how well he treats girls and how (and I quote) "as long as you are with me, you will never have to drive yourself anywhere, you will never have to pay...". I cut him off and said "woah woah woah...we are JUST FRIENDS here.. " He goes oh I know I know, but I am just saying for in the future....
Earlier, he said this was a fancy restaurant, so I got a little dressed up...well I was asking him about where we were going and he said, oh its called Mama's place...
No- no....he was mistaken...it was Neighbor's Place....EMBARRASSING!
Well anyways, we go in and get a table, and he continues to tell me how much money he is making..but is was just really annoying..
The waitress ends up coming to take our order and he goes, I am ordering for you...WAIT WHAT???
No, no! I can TELL you what I want and then you can tell the waitress if that appeases you, but you do not get to choose what I will eat...
So the food comes and he was like I will pray, so he grabs my hands from across the table and brings caressing them while he is praying.....EW! Did he not get that I said we are hanging out just as friends??? I reminded him of it after the prayer.
By the end of the meal, I am just ready to end this awkward evening. Well he started driving me home and turns on this AWFUL red-neck music. It was not country music, it was legit red-neck. One of the lyrics I still remember from this song was "Just sitting by the treeeee, being little 'ole meeee". TERRIBLE!
I asked him jokingly, but seriously, please play something else. He goes very aggressively "NO NO! You will listen to it from the beginning, I like this music so you will like it too.." and he started the song over. KILL ME...
So then....he pulled his car over to text a girl he was talking to. I mean I semi-cared, only because it was rude, but I mean I only wanted to hang out with him as a friend, so I guess I wasn't that upset by it.
We finally pull into the drive way, and he gets this look. He said, "I'll walk you to your door"...Oh no, he is going to try to kiss me and I was not having it. So he walks me to the door and I was like ok well thanks. And he goes wait, I want a hug, so I gave him a friend - side hug, but somehow he picks me up and begins shaking me side-to-side, like a rag doll...no seriously, I saw my reflection in the window next to me and almost started laughing because that's what I looked like...so he sets me back down...awkward moment...I turn to walk towards my door and he picks me up and shakes me back-and-forth AGAIN...kid you not!
Needless to say, it was extremely awkward at work the next few weeks...and we never hung out again...lol